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Here's what happens when you mess with a preggos food - Aug - Dec. 2015 Due Date Club

Old May 29th, 2015, 11:12 PM   #1
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Here's what happens when you mess with a preggos food

We ordered pizza tonight and I REALLY wanted their crispy wings with honey mustard sauce. When the pizza got here they had sent 3 dips, all ranch, none of the sauces I had ordered. I was not happy, but I wasn't going to call them back over 3 50 cent dips.

After dinner DD went to bed and I fell asleep on the couch. The following dream ensued:

(These details are foggy). DH and I order pizza, tonight's scenario plays out, wrong dip. Then someone breaks in or comes into our house and tries to hurt us or DD, big physical brawl ensues and we end up killing a bunch of people.

DH takes off because he's in serious danger. I'm left with DD all alone in the house and don't want to leave. So, naturally, I order the entire pizza place out of pizza so I don't have to leave the house. The guy shows up with a car stacked full of pizza in boxes and in Tupperware, a bunch of pops, half bottles of pops and juice pitchers of pop. I tell DD to stay away from the door incase anyone else comes to the door. Pay for my pizza and as the guy is leaving I yell after him "And by the way! The last time I ordered pizza from you, you sent the wrong dip! What's the point of me choosing my own if you're not going to pay attention to it anyways?!" And I slammed the door. Then I woke.


Clearly I was feeling some rage over this honey mustard sauce to have a violent dream like that.

Don't mess with my food, jerks!


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Old May 30th, 2015, 12:45 AM   #2
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Old May 30th, 2015, 09:47 AM   #3
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that is absolutely hilarious. i'm dying.


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Old May 30th, 2015, 03:07 PM   #4
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Omg The pregnancy rage!!! I love it!


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Old May 30th, 2015, 04:22 PM   #5
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We ordered pizza tonight and I REALLY wanted their crispy wings with honey mustard sauce. When the pizza got here they had sent 3 dips, all ranch, none of the sauces I had ordered. I was not happy, but I wasn't going to call them back over 3 50 cent dips. After dinner DD went to bed and I fell asleep on the couch. The following dream ensued: (These details are foggy). DH and I order pizza, tonight's scenario plays out, wrong dip. Then someone breaks in or comes into our house and tries to hurt us or DD, big physical brawl ensues and we end up killing a bunch of people. DH takes off because he's in serious danger. I'm left with DD all alone in the house and don't want to leave. So, naturally, I order the entire pizza place out of pizza so I don't have to leave the house. The guy shows up with a car stacked full of pizza in boxes and in Tupperware, a bunch of pops, half bottles of pops and juice pitchers of pop. I tell DD to stay away from the door incase anyone else comes to the door. Pay for my pizza and as the guy is leaving I yell after him "And by the way! The last time I ordered pizza from you, you sent the wrong dip! What's the point of me choosing my own if you're not going to pay attention to it anyways?!" And I slammed the door. Then I woke. Clearly I was feeling some rage over this honey mustard sauce to have a violent dream like that. Don't mess with my food, jerks!

That's hilarious. I would of called and suggested that they propose some way of making it up to me. They usually give you a gift certificate or free something on your account.


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Old May 30th, 2015, 04:37 PM   #6
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Old May 30th, 2015, 10:05 PM   #7
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Niiiiiiiiice.... You tell that dream delivery boy!

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