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Weird Things They Say - The Preschooler Playground (ages 3-5)

Old October 9th, 2009, 07:27 PM   #1
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Weird Things They Say

I tried to quote it on Facebook but scrambled it all up. Facebook punishes people who like to go back and edit so once you mess-up in your status update, it's over.

Vent over, on to content:

Talia and I had a conversation at lunchtime that went something like this:

Mom: You have to be older to get married
Talia: No, I AM married!
Mom: No, first you have to grow up and go to college and THEN you get married
Talia: Ok. I will go to college after we watch Sesame Street. O.K.?

Good plan!

What are some preschooler quips that your little ones have been saying?


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Old October 9th, 2009, 08:26 PM   #2
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Yay for college!

Marshall has picked up on teasing. I was teasing him today with popcorn, saying that I was just making it for me and he couldn't have any. After it was made he took it and started saying "Only for Marshall, not for mommy".


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Old October 10th, 2009, 09:17 AM   #3
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That is so cute.

Juliana is on a wedding kick. After having her little friend over last weekend, She told me:

Juliana: Mom I want to marry Josh on top of the water slide.
Mom: Really? Your dress will get all wet
Juliana: No, I will have a wedding bathing suit
Mom: Where will you get that?
Juliana: You will buy it for me at the wedding store and then I will get maried and Ella will say "Here come Joshua and Juliana N..."


The way she said the last part was just the way a dj announces a couple. Totally cracked me up.


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Old October 10th, 2009, 11:06 PM   #4
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A wedding bathing suit is a very reasonable request. Let's hope it's not Vera Wang and $35,000!


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